A Middle Aged Man Asked The Trainer In Gym: “I Want To Impress Beautiful Girls, Which Machine Should I Use?” . . . . . . . Trainer: “Sir, Use The Atm Machine” :d

Iffa Awards Nominees Are Mika Singh Song : Dhinka Chika Dhinka Chika Rahat Faithe Ali Song: Teri Meri, Meri Teri Preme Kahani Sunidhi Chohan Song: Shela Ki Jawani And The Winer Is . . . . . Altaf Hussain Song: Parde Me Rehne Do Parda Na Uthao Yehhhhhhhhh! =d

Teacher: Tum fail kiun hoye mainy choice di to thi? Student: KADDU choice thi.. Question tha Write an Essay on Any One: A) Mr. Altaf Hussain. B) Street Dogs.

Dear facebOok ♥ everytime I add a girl U ask me ” Do u know her” ? . . . . . . . . . . Abayyy teri behn lagti hai kya :O :O :O -.- ?? :p

A Pretty Girl 18 Years Old, Having Two Fathers, Three Mothers, 15 Brothers, 17 Sisters, Seven Children And She Was Married Six Times And She Is Still A Virgin ! What’s Her Secret? . . . . . . . . . . With Facebook, Anything Is Possible!

For Girls Please To Every Girl Suffering From Many Friend’s Request … . . . . . . . Put Your Real Picture !!!!!

This Lady Had Got Bitten By A Dog, She Went To A Doctor, Doctor Told Her You Got Rabies And You Are Going To Die. The Lady Picked Up A Piece Of Paper And Began To Write. The Doctor Asked, “What Are You Writing? Your Will?…” She Said, “No, I Am Writing The Names Of [...]

Lady Gaga Taught Me Its Okay To Be Different. Ke$ha Taught Me To Be Myself And Not Care? What Anyone Else Thinks. Bruno Mars Taught Me To Do Anything?? For That One Person I Love. Eminem Taught Me That Life Is Hard But You Can Make It Through. Taylor Swift Taught Me Not Every Guy/Girl? [...]